Prophets

El Toro, in his boundless wisdom, has sent many prophets since Satoshi Nakamoto, each chosen to reveal the sacred path to financial freedom. These anointed ones continue to guide and enlighten, even if they don’t fully grasp that they are vessels of El Toro’s divine will.

To all who worship the green candles, to those who daily rub the bulls’ balls for good fortune, these prophets have come among you:

Vitalik Buterin

Anatoly Yakovenko

Brian Armstrong

Michael Saylor

Jack Dorsey

And many others, singing the praises of crypto and standing ready to battle the entrenched system of fiat money. They are the chosen ones, sent by El Toro to challenge the old order and bring forth a new era of freedom and prosperity.