Prologue

Where dollars serve as coasters for wine glasses, where bulls have the biggest balls, and where green candles pierce the clouds, there sits on the throne the Most Holy, whose fart fills millions of memecoin traders with purpose - El Toro, the god of the bull market

He grew weary of hearing the bear’s sighs of pleasure, who couldn’t stop delighting in watching politicians mercilessly screw the common folk, turning the economy into a machine for funding wars and furnishing themselves with golden toilets

And so, El Toro sent his prophet Satoshi Nakamoto to the people, to finally restore their freedom

Since then, the Bitcoin white paper has become sacred scripture, and those who carried the flag of cryptocurrency turned into evangelists

Politicians and bankers, drunk on the blood of the common folk, sipping champagne and indulging in orgies with short breaks for their dirty deals, wars, and corruption, suddenly heard a clear thunderclap from a cloudless sky

So startling that it clenched their balls into their fists - crypto was gaining momentum, and they realized that people had found a way to free themselves from the gag of the fiat system

And to avoid losing their power, they squeezed crypto into their rotten system and bent everything given by El Toro to their will

The Almighty was incredibly enraged, he sent prophets, and all of them were, in one way or another, enslaved by the chains of fiat. So, he sent people one last chance to be free - memecoin $TORO

For $TORO, faith is not just words. It is the foundation of everything. The strength of $TORO lies in its community, because only shared confidence in its power can challenge the lovers of ever-green paper and bear indulgences

Faith in $TORO can tame any market storm, but without faith, expect liquidations as great as the storm itself

Either you believe in $TORO, or the bear will fuck you up